Welcome to The Dice Guys website! We’re here to talk about general internet fun, but mostly about board, dice and card games, especially ones good for people starting out playing games. We didn’t really know what else to write on the About page, so we just made an audio file to chat about it. Listen above; transcript below.
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JASON: Hello! This is Jason!
MIKE: And this is Mike!
JASON: And we are the Dice Guys.
MIKE: And you are on the About page for our website!
MIKE: Yeah, just listening to it. You don’t even have to read it. That’s just awesome!
JASON: You can listen to us, and do something interesting!
MIKE: Yeah! Uh, I don’t know what you’re going to do while you’re listening to us…
JASON: I have no idea… How did we come up with the name “The Dice Guys,” Mike?
MIKE: Uhhh, I don’t remember. I think we just pulled it out of our asses. I think dice was in yours, and guys were in mine…
BOTH: [IMMATURE LAUGHTER]
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JASON: I hope you guys are gaming and enjoying yourselves as much as humanly possible —
MIKE: Yes, yes. And visit us often! We’ll have new stuff for you.
JASON: And keep rollin’ your dice.
MIKE: Keep rollin’ the dice.